Yes, I’m on Twitter. I was like all of you, skeptical and bias. People would describe Twitter to me as “It’s just the Facebook Status Updates”. I didn’t see what the big deal was. I don’t even update my status all that much. So is Twitter just another social networking site that everyone will forget about in a few years? Or is it the next revolution of Web 2.0? Is it Web 9.0? I have no idea. In fact, if you asked me to describe Twitter to you, I couldn’t find a eloquent answer. I would just say that Twitter is a lazy person’s blog. Oh, and I see what Shaq is doing every few hours.

Yes, that’s right. I can stalk my favorite celebrities (and you) without ever having to leave the house. Want to know what Shaq had for breakfast? Bam. Done. Are you a sci-fi geek who has a hard on for Nathan Fillion? Keep it in your pants, he’s on Twitter too! Like Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Jay and Silent Bob? Just want a play by play of whatever hockey game is on? Booya, there is Kevin Smith. Thinking about professing your love to Rainn Wilson because you love The Office more than anyone in the history of the world? Twete that shit. Is it Twete? Or Twit? Or Tweet? Or Twittereed? Twatted? Twatted. Yes, definitely Twatted. Twatted: the past tense of Twat.